Poop Pirates

Porch pirates come out of the woodwork during the holidays. They search for packages left on doorsteps, hoping to find valuables inside. So, a resident in one particularly hard-hit neighborhood in Hamilton, Ontario do come up with a way to get back at the brazen thief or thieves, according to the Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC]. He filled a box with cat poop, dressed it up as a delivery and set it up on her front porch. It was stolen within 45 minutes and the whole thing was caught on his front door video camera.